• baby: s- s- s
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: s- sss- si-
  • parents: sis?? sister??
  • baby: s- si- si-
  • baby: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via bloodorangesparowes)

gunsmokeblxck:

You like butts…. I like butts…. Interesting….

(via punkcvnt)

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

:)

(via leganjafairy)

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

(via hurricanesidney)

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(Source: plr2, via madame-hatter)

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

(Source: black-quadrant, via zaphas)